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Jim arrives home to find his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He rushes over and rouses her. It's then that he notices that she's wearing a heavy coat and a mink.

"Are u k? What are u doing?" he asks.

"U've been promising to paint the living room for months nw," she explains groggily. "I wanted to prove that I could do juz as good a job as u, and faster too."

"Well, it does look like u did a good job," Jim says, lookin around. "But y r u all bundled up?"

"I know hw to read," she snaps. "The can said 'For best results put on two coats'."

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(adopted from Reader's Digest Feb '06 issue )

Sometimes when it's nt meant to be, it realli isn't